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Monster Magic Cookie Bars

I once worked with an older gentleman who told me that when his wife wasn’t home and he was left alone to babysit the grandkids, he fed them his two signature “grandpa meals:”
1. Cake batter. Mixed up. Poured in a cup. And served.
2. Sweetened Condensed Milk. From the can. Everyone got their own.
I kid you not. This man actually exists.
I did not make him up.
He’s completely fantastic.
Probably needs a great dental plan– but fantastic, all the same.

 

And I’m with him on the sweetened condensed milk thing–
I could drink it from the can.
I wish I was kidding. Totally kidding.
Consequently, I’m in love with all magic cookie bar recipes.
And you already know of my love of Monster Cookies.
Enter: Monster Magic Cookie Bars.
Enjoy!

PS- there’s no peanut butter, making them a little less “monster cookie-ish,” but I don’t think it would be hard to incorporate into the crust if you wanted to!

Monster Magic Cookie Bars

Ingredients

  • 9 full graham crackers
  • 4 tbsp. butter
  • 1 can sweetened condensed milk
  • approximately 3/4 c. oats
  • approximately 3/4 c. M&Ms
  • approximately 3/4 c. chocolate chips
  • - See more at: http://www.somethingswanky.com/monster-magic-cookie-bars/#sthash.OsHP6ceJ.dpuf

Instructions

  1. In a zip top bag, crush the graham crackers using a rolling pin.
  2. Once crushed, add the 4 tbsp. butter to the bag.
  3. Place in the microwave and heat up for about 30 seconds.
  4. Remove from microwave, let out the air and make sure the bag is sealed (maybe let it cool for a second or two!), and “mush” the butter and graham crackers together until fully incorporated.
  5. Press the graham cracker crumbs into a well-greased and parchment lined 9×13 baking dish.
  6. Evenly pour the sweetened condensed milk over the graham cracker layer.
  7. Sprinkle the oats, M&Ms, and chocolate chips evenly over the sweetened condensed milk and gently press in a little.
  8. Bake at 350º for 30 minutes or until browned and pulling away from the edges.
  9. Let cool and serve.
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84 Responses to “Monster Magic Cookie Bars”

  1. MySweetCreations posted on April 17, 2012 at 12:08 am (#)

    These look AMAZING! You knocked it out of the park! Yum.

  2. I {heart} Nap Time posted on April 17, 2012 at 12:16 am (#)

    Oh yum these look SOO good!

  3. Sara posted on April 17, 2012 at 1:26 am (#)

    oh my yum!

    • Lezlie Watson replied: — December 18th, 2012 @ 7:53 pm

      Just made these wonder how they taste hmmm…

  4. Nicola posted on April 17, 2012 at 5:45 am (#)

    I’ve never heard of a cookie bar recipe like this. Is sounds fantastic! The addition of chocolate chips and M&Ms is fantastic. Pinned!

  5. Aimee posted on April 17, 2012 at 7:18 am (#)

    These look delish Ashton! I hear ya on the milk from a can, mmmmm.

  6. Jocelyn posted on April 17, 2012 at 8:39 am (#)

    You mean it’s bad to slurp spoonfuls of that yummy milk? :-) Not that I do that or anything!!! I absolutely adore magic cookie bars…they truly are magical!!! And one with m&m’s is even better!!!!

  7. Caroline & Cameron posted on April 17, 2012 at 9:15 am (#)

    drooling on my computer now. thanks. ;)

  8. NanAppetit posted on April 17, 2012 at 9:18 am (#)

    Looks very good! I pinned it.

  9. Ikhlas posted on April 17, 2012 at 10:25 am (#)

    I’m not a big fan of oats…is there anything else I can substitute them with to make bars like this?

    Thanks so much!

    • Ikhlas replied: — April 17th, 2012 @ 10:47 am

      Aaah, I get it! Definitely loving the mini M&Ms on top, so I’ll probably make some variation of this…

      Thanks so much! :)

    • The Swank Family replied: — April 17th, 2012 @ 7:45 pm

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    • Susan replied: — July 6th, 2013 @ 7:50 pm

      Try rice krispies instead.

  10. Kristin@gratefulbelly.com posted on April 17, 2012 at 11:23 am (#)

    These look AWESOME!

  11. Erin posted on April 17, 2012 at 11:36 am (#)

    Oh my gosh these look delicious! And I with that man was my Grampa!!! How fun would that be!

  12. Winnie posted on April 17, 2012 at 12:07 pm (#)

    These are definitely MAGIC cookies!
    I have a craving now for at least 3 of these

  13. Kate H.(www.sprinkletherapy.blogspot.com) posted on April 17, 2012 at 1:09 pm (#)

    I love magic cookie bars! Yum yum yum! I need to make these!

  14. Dorothy @ Crazy for Crust posted on April 17, 2012 at 6:57 pm (#)

    How can I get that guy for a grandpa? Although, if push came to shove, I bet my mom would feed those things to Jordan if she didn’t think I’d get totally pissed. I’ve neve made magic bars. Must start with these!

    • The Swank Family replied: — April 17th, 2012 @ 7:46 pm

      My mom totally would too. Lol.

  15. Jill @ KitchenFunWithMy3Sons.com posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:43 am (#)

    These look awesome! We just posted our Kitchen Fun and Crafty Friday link party and would love for you to share this!
    http://kitchenfunwithmy3sons.blogspot.com/2012/04/kitchen-fun-and-crafty-friday-link_19.html

  16. Alderberry Hill posted on April 20, 2012 at 1:15 pm (#)

    Oh my goodness, who wouldn’t love these!
    Thanks for sharing!

    Make the Scene Monday @ Alderberry Hill
    alderberryhill.blogspot.com

  17. Michelles Tasty Creations posted on April 21, 2012 at 11:53 am (#)

    Hi Aston,

    These look like something I need to make right now! Super Yummy! I would love it invite you to share these at my Creative Thursday Link Party (open until Monday) at http://www.michellestastycreations.blogspot.com.

    Have a great weekend.
    Michelle

  18. Heather Kinnaird posted on April 21, 2012 at 7:02 pm (#)

    Looks fantastic! This kids will love these

  19. Kibba posted on April 22, 2012 at 8:55 am (#)

    M&Ms and sweetened condensed milk. Love these!

  20. Randi~Dukes and Duchesses posted on April 22, 2012 at 1:49 pm (#)

    I really could drink sweetened condensed milk from the can. I love it! And we love the traditional Magic Cookie Bars. These ones look so good … I’m definitely trying them!

  21. Sue Alexander posted on April 23, 2012 at 9:23 am (#)

    man that is one smart grandpa, so going to remember that for when I am the “cool” grandma, my future daughter in law will hate me!

  22. Stephanie Carlson posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:49 pm (#)

    Your monster magic cookie bars look fantastic! I’ll be forced to hide them from my son (more for me!) after I make them. I shudder to think about the sugar-high those kids must’ve been on after a little time with grandpa, but I bet they were good for him!

  23. cheapcraftymama posted on April 25, 2012 at 7:51 am (#)

    Oh wow those look amazing! I wish I could have one right now! I would love for you to share this (and any other creations) at Pin It and Win It Wednesday @ http://www.cheapcraftymama.com!

  24. Rosemary@villabarnes posted on April 25, 2012 at 10:28 am (#)

    These could be dangerous. lol Yum!!!

  25. Mandy @ Sugar Bee Crafts posted on April 25, 2012 at 6:09 pm (#)

    Thanks for linking to Take-A-Look Tuesday – you were featured today!!
    –Mandy, http://www.SugarBeeCrafts.com

  26. mrslauralynn posted on April 25, 2012 at 7:01 pm (#)

    Whoa, that is just too much chocolately goodness! (If there is such a thing as too much chocolate…I don’t think there is!)

  27. Jacinda Cote posted on April 25, 2012 at 7:07 pm (#)

    LOOK SO G.O.O.D. These are the new 1st thing on the list to make with my kids! :)
    thanks!
    Jacinda
    ps found you via tip junkie

  28. Stephanie posted on April 25, 2012 at 11:26 pm (#)

    oh my gosh, this looks heavenly!! thanks for sharing!

    Stephanie
    http://www.chocolatecoveredbuttons.com

  29. Clairejustine posted on April 27, 2012 at 11:32 am (#)

    These look amazing :)

  30. Jennifer posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:46 pm (#)

    wow. these look sooooo goooooddd! i can’t wait to try them! thanks for sharing.

    Jennifer@Decorated Chaos
    http://decoratedchaos.blogspot.com

  31. Wanda posted on April 30, 2012 at 2:01 pm (#)

    These look amazing. Do you mean 9 individual graham crackers? I may have to make them this week ;). Thanks!

    Wanda
    http://bakersbeans.wordpress.com

    • Something Swanky replied: — April 30th, 2012 @ 3:32 pm

      I know, this is always kind of confusing to try and describe. So, 1 whole graham cracker = 2 squares. So 9 whole graham (rectangles) crackers…. did that make any sense?

    • Wanda replied: — May 3rd, 2012 @ 12:30 pm

      Yes! Thank you!

  32. Kelli @ RTSM posted on May 8, 2012 at 9:10 am (#)

    That is a dangerous recipe! I love monster cookies and making them into magic cookie bars is genius. I think I might add in peanut butter chips too!

  33. TB209 posted on May 10, 2012 at 2:36 pm (#)

    For more peanut butter taste add peanut butter chips or reeses pieces…Must make these tonight! Thanks for the recipe!

  34. Paige posted on May 15, 2012 at 4:09 pm (#)

    If I am using graham cracker crumbs about how much would be equal to 9 graham crackers?

  35. Valeria posted on May 22, 2012 at 9:58 am (#)

    Hi, I love your blog, thanks for sharing such fantastic recipes.

  36. luvGodncountry posted on June 10, 2012 at 9:24 pm (#)

    JUST YUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

  37. Anonymous posted on June 19, 2012 at 5:39 pm (#)

    For some peanut butter goodness added I bet you could just swap peanut butter chips for the chocolate chips! I’m so trying this later today! Sounds so easy!

  38. Lmullins posted on June 24, 2012 at 5:21 pm (#)

    Quick cooking oats or old fashion oats?

    • Something Swanky replied: — June 25th, 2012 @ 8:43 pm

      It won’t make a huge difference either way, but if you have the option, I’d go with old fashion oats!

  39. Designs By Jo-Anne Moreau Bougie posted on June 25, 2012 at 2:53 pm (#)

    Can you please tell me the measurements in cups if I used crushed graham crumbs I would need?? thank you :D

    • Something Swanky replied: — June 25th, 2012 @ 8:27 pm

      Hi hon! I sure hope you come back to check the comments! You’re a no-reply blogger which means that I can’t shoot you an email with my response in it!!!

      Hopefully you come back though :) I’m pretty sure this recipe calls for the equivalent of 1 1/2 cups of graham cracker crumbs :)

  40. Rachel @ Bakerita posted on June 27, 2012 at 1:35 am (#)

    These look delicious! Yummy. I love sweetened condensed milk a ton too…it’s so good! And can anything beat magic cookie bars? This looks like a fabulous take on them!!

  41. Beth Klemme posted on June 29, 2012 at 5:28 pm (#)

    These were soooo good. However they are not coming out of my pan as a bar. What did I do wrong I wonder? They are to gooey and are not solid, but I’m not complaining. They taste the same and are wonderful. I’m just eating them with a spoon. Scary.

    • Hannah S replied: — July 5th, 2012 @ 2:02 pm

      I had the same problem. I did not follow the directions and didn’t use parchment paper. But even still, they were quite thin and gooey in the middle yet crusty on the bottom. I am eating them with a spoon but not easy to serve up if I were to share it with guests. Did I not cook these long enough (I do have an atomic oven) or press down hard enough?

    • Something Swanky replied: — July 6th, 2012 @ 9:47 pm

      By “not follow the directions,” I’m assuming you mean the measurements? The only thing I can think of aside from not measuring everything out (although I’ve never found that to be TOTALLY necessary) is possibly your oven temperature (since everyone’s is a little different?) If you make these again, I would just use a little less sweetened condensed milk. And maybe bake the graham cracker crust for about 5 minutes before you add the rest of the toppings…

    • Hannah {Bonne Nouvelle} replied: — July 9th, 2012 @ 3:53 pm

      Okay, I’ll try that next time. The way I did not follow the directions was by using Pam spray instead of parchment paper. And yes, my oven is, to my shagrin, too hot. Thanks for the input.

    • sierrasarah replied: — August 7th, 2012 @ 11:56 am

      better to measure the crumbs… our 9 graham rectangles with butter would barely cover an 8×8 pan… had to crumb up more.

  42. Mama Jodi posted on July 5, 2012 at 11:09 am (#)

    Just pinned this. They look amazing.

  43. ReiLynnDesigns posted on July 6, 2012 at 3:16 pm (#)

    These look amazing! I’m thinking about giving up “real food” and just eating these, samoas dip and red velvet pancakes…. your recipes are so inspiring to get creative with our sweets! So much better than a store bought cookie…. Thank you!

  44. Amy posted on July 15, 2012 at 9:53 pm (#)

    These were so easy and yummy! I did make one big change though: instead of just graham crackers for the base I used half crushed pretzels and half grahams. I wanted something salty in the mix and this did the trick.

  45. crafty_momma_m posted on July 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm (#)

    these are AM.AZ.ING!!! seriously. i made them for a cookout and they were devoured! i had more than i should have and couldn’t stop thinking about them!
    the 2nd time i made them i added peanut butter chips along with the chocolate chips. hard to believe, they were even better! (if you like the pb) thank you so much.
    i’m going to exp a little in making them lighter. my friend who’s son is allergic to dairy said you can use bananas as a binder and i’m going to sub some bananas for some of the butter. if that works, i may just try subbing it altogether. i’ve never done it before, so i’m not sure how it’ll turn out.
    thank you so much for putting this AMAZING recipe in my head!!!

  46. sofia posted on July 21, 2012 at 9:58 pm (#)

    Those looks absolutely delicious! Where do you come up with these cookie recipes?!

  47. Anne @ Have a Cookie! posted on July 22, 2012 at 11:24 am (#)

    I love to make (and eat) layered bars like these and am so glad I found you through Brown Eyed Baker. Great blog!

  48. Kristen posted on September 13, 2012 at 12:56 pm (#)

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  49. Kristen posted on September 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm (#)

    What size can of sweet condensed milk do you use?

    • The Swank Family replied: — September 13th, 2012 @ 9:29 pm

      This comment has been removed by the author.

  50. Meg Jones posted on September 15, 2012 at 1:49 pm (#)

    these look great… how did you get the pinterest gadget like the instagram gadget? Thanks Meg from Unique Designs And Finds

  51. chasidy mccarty posted on September 15, 2012 at 9:16 pm (#)

    I made these tonight, only thing I changed was I added 3/4 cup melted peanut butter to the graham cracker crust mixture, YUMMY! These are wonderful!

  52. Nichole 'Coley' posted on September 21, 2012 at 10:15 pm (#)

    Finally tried these tonight. This is what I learned: yeah don’t skip on the parchment paper… some of the M&M’s melted and the candy coating solidified to the pan in some spots. Sprinkle the oats on first, some of mine ended up on top, so they never really soaked in and cooked. I ended up using 1/2 cup oats, 1/2 cup crushed pretzels, 1/2 cup butterscotch chips, and about 3/4 cup M&M’s. Don’t make these if you aren’t ready to share, you will keep eating them….

    • Werries Family replied: — October 10th, 2012 @ 11:33 am

      Great idea on the crushed pretzels!!

  53. CaroleM posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:06 pm (#)

    Saw this on Pinterest on Wednesday, knew I had to make them for a bake sale this weekend, and made them on Thursday. Oh. My. I love this recipe and can tell you now it is going to be a “go to” recipe for me. I am so glad I did the Parchment paper as it made it so simple to pull out of the pan. I am having a hard time keeping them in the house long enough to bring to the bake sale tomorrow. Thank you!

  54. theglencoegirl posted on October 3, 2012 at 2:09 pm (#)

    i am making these as we speak–using reese PB pieces on top to make them “fall” looking!! can’t wait!!!

  55. Chell posted on October 17, 2012 at 8:48 am (#)

    My mom used to make magic cookie bars, but we called the Hello Dolly’s… But OMG this adaption looks even more amazing that Hello Dolly’s. Def going to have to make some soon!

  56. Erin posted on May 10, 2013 at 9:39 pm (#)

    how many ounces should the can of sweetened condensed milk be?

    • Ashton replied: — June 12th, 2013 @ 11:56 pm

      14.5 oz I think!

  57. Leah posted on May 13, 2013 at 8:20 pm (#)

    Do u know how many cups of crushed graham cracker 9 crackers makes? I’m gluten free and have already gluten free graham and would like to use it. Thx!!!

    • Ashton replied: — May 13th, 2013 @ 9:01 pm

      I think it’s about 2 cups. I may be a little off there, but it won’t mess up the dessert if it’s not exactly 9 graham crackers worth. Methinks I need to re-make this recipe and measure it out exactly! ;)

  58. holly posted on May 18, 2013 at 8:34 am (#)

    I am going to put peanut butter chips in the crust

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